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Well, he’s one of those guys, one of those too-young better-than-you know-it-all kind
Who always tries to say the word “fascist” as much as he can or any other big
political words that he thinks he understands.
Well, he’s one of those guys that when you fail to see it his way he inevitably cries
“Racism Bigotry Intolerance” – whatever fits the bill ‘til they pass a law to take God out of everything up on Capitol Hill.

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And you can see him on T.V. spouting off his rhetoric on some late-night talk show,
And his words aren’t making sense to someone like me, I guess I’m just an
Average ordinary middle-class American Joe.

Well, he’s one of those guys who thought cool things were cool before they were cool
And he defies the mainstream media ‘cause it’s brainwashing all the masses and
He likes to view the world through his friends Hollywood sunglasses.

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He denies that right is right ‘cause wrong’s only a relative decision and he
Rocks the Vote™ on Music Television™ he’s so keen.
He’s always jumping on the latest-greatest next new hip political bandwagon
And he likes to listen to his own tongue on the waggin’, you’ll see what I mean?
Look up on the screen

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