From the album Brand New Shoes
When I first saw her sitting there, I did not know how much trouble she could be.
That was when she belonged to my friend; now she belongs to me.
She looks good from the front. She looks real, real, real good from behind.
She’s got lots of really, really, really nice curves;
That’s the car I drive.
Going, “beep, beep, beep”, going, “zoom, zoom, zoom”
Ain’t gonna get there fast, ain’t gonna get there soon.
But it works for me, it gets me around,
That’s the car I drive all around the town.
She’s kind of like a woman; a little unpredictable;
A little temperamental, and a little hard to control,
And the owners manual? It’s all messed up;
It don’t make no sense to me.
‘Cause what is says she do and what she do are
Two different things completely.
And even though she’s so high-maintenance
And she’s always breakin’ down,
And all my friends keep telling me that she’s
Getting’ around, I’m gonna stick by my baby
That’s right, through thick and through the thin
At least until tomorrow, ‘cause that’s when I’m
Tradin’ her in