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Julie was a cute girl, so I though I’d say hi to her in the hall
But I did not realize she had a boyfriend about six and a half feet tall.
And now he’s gonna kill me – rumor has it that I’m dead-meat,
And that he killed three men with one swift kick
Of his size twelve feet.
Yeah, he knows karate and it’s plain to see
He knows karate, just like Bruce Lee,
And he knows my number, he knows my name,
And I will be, it’s plain to see, his punching bag
Will soon be me, he knows karate.
He knows karate.
Well, he’s highly trained in the arts of ninjutsu, kung fu, and taekwondo,
And they say that he’s a triple black belt down at the local dojo.
He fought five other guys in a cage fight
And he left them all half dead.
And he can catch flies with chopsticks and break cinder blocks with his head.
I had a dream I was Walker, Texas Ranger™, meets Yoda™ and Darth Vader™
Mix in Miyagi for good measure, and a little Jackie Chan –
And every man would fear my double flying crane-kick;
No one would dare come near. With victory mine
And Julie by my side the crowd would cheer: