From the recording Live Vol. 2
Lyrics
Happy Happy Birthday:
Well Rogaine didn’t work that well for you
And the camera only made you gain a couple hundred pounds or two
They say everyone gets older, just not as old as you
So happy happy birthday to you
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Happy Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Happy Happy Birthday to you
Well Botox didn’t work it’s plain to see
And you traded in that six pack for a one pack Se La Vie
So to celebrate you’re one year closer to the grave let’s sing
Happy happy birthday to you
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Happy Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Happy Happy Birthday to you
You say you’ve got a slipped disc, torn meniscus
And plantar fasciitis, tendonitis, tennis elbow
Now your knee has got arthritis
Reading glasses and your shoulder’s going out
You can’t throw and now the doctor says you’re older there’s no doubt
All these aches and pains are catching up from glory days I fear
The good news is at least you still can hear… What?
At least you still can hear… What?
At least you still… Oh never mind!
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Happy Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Happy Happy Birthday to you